Lesbian Exclusive Exchange

I’ve always thought the best vacation is the one unplanned- no itinerary, no schedule. Free yourself and go where the day takes you. My buddy of 12 years Steph and I took a two-hour road trip from LA to San Diego.

 

I gambled on PRICELINE.COM and ‘named my own price’ for a 4 star luxury hotel. After inputting a non-refundable $100 bid, and waiting for a few nervous moments wondering my fate, I was given a room at the Downtown Omni Hotel. This was exciting since rooms normally book for $250 in the GasLamp Quarter. We took this to be a good sign for our upcoming adventure, packed our bags and a cooler full of beer & Gatorade, and headed south.

After arriving in San Diego we took a wrong exit and landed in front of ADULT SUPERSTORE- so of course we had to go inside. It was huge and the best adult store I’d ever visited, including every sex toy imaginable, racks and racks of magazines, and hot clothing, t-shirts and jewelry. Upon hearing Steph had never owned a vibrator, I bought her a nifty blue RABBIT model with a rotating head, which the salesgirl promised would do the trick (Steph will not confirm or deny this fact- I doubt she’s even purchased batteries for her new toy). The clerks were really friendly and even allowed us to check out the live theater in back, where we opened the door to a dark smelly room littered with tissues and the sounds of porn and men…ewww. We tried to turn around and run out but neither of us wanted to touch the door handle.

 

 

 

Steph dragged me kicking and screaming to the Midway Aircraft Carrier Museum $17.Located on an actual Navy ship from World War II, exhibits range from the crew's sleeping quarters to a massive galley, engine room and several climb-aboard cockpits and aircraft. It was an amazing ship and on a normal day I would have stayed and tested the flight-simulators; but I came to San Diego to party so after an hour I convinced her to leave.

We finally arrived at our hotel, which had an amazing view of Petco Stadium & was in the heart of the GasLamp. This is not the gay area, but has excellent shopping, restaurants & bars so we decided to check it out. After dining on buckets of crab & lobster at Rockin’ Baja $30 per person, we headed for drinks at Dick’s Last Resort, arguably the best bar I’ve ever visited. The waiters are rude & forced us to wear bibs. Best of all they make everyone wear huge ridiculous white paper hats shaped like condoms/penises, with sayings written on them like I Love Dick & Former Underwear Model.

 

 

We got sloshed and took a cab to the gay district of Hillcrest in the hopes of finding a lesbian bar. We ended up at Urban Mo’s- 90% gay men. The drinks are pricey but there is no cover charge, and there’s a huge drag queen selling cigarettes and Jell-O shots in big syringes. Being the only girls at a gay bar has its advantages, though, as lots of gay boys chatted us up, told us what’s fun to do in SD, and ultimately groped our boobs.

The next morning we had breakfast at Maryjane’s Coffee Shop at The Hard Rock Hotel. The place was packed and the hostess was rude but my breakfast of Eggs Benedict with Smoked Salmon was excellent. They are known for their milkshakes and our server made me a custom Kahlua-laced concoction that set me back $13 but was well worth the money.

In the end, the ‘no-plans’ theory worked and even though we didn’t find any cute lesbians, we found adventure nonetheless.

 

 

 

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