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What other freaky lesbians should be avoided?

Lesbians to avoid also are the ones who wear skinny jeans, with any old type of shoe - may they be bowling shoes, clogs, uggs, orthopedic shoes, you get my drift. Usually they also wear a fitted plaid shirt and a studded belt, but the hair is the real kicker, I have seen them cut it in many layers to where it looks a though someone took a pair of shears and decided to go for all the lengths on the ruler, followed by a headband. Also, blue eyeliner and eyeshadow does not complete the outfit, it only makes it that more tragic.

Another type of lesbian I think to avoid are the ones who rock the cargo pants that are so snug on the hips that they have definite cooch wedge... not cute. These women totally follow the protocol of picking it up off the floor -- in the dark and tossing it on because the wrinkled T with the gizz stain is a definite sign. This particular type is also guilty of wearing those sandals with the ankle strap that people thought were kinda cool in the 90's.

Last and definitely not the least, but I feel as though I am being overly judgmental are the pachouli lesbos. We all know em' and love em' ... hell they make good friends, but they tend to take water conservation to the extreme. Showering once a month or every two months is an antiquated concept and their clothing, although not offensive usually follow suit with their body or shall I say body odor. These girls usually don a beanie of sorts, with greasy locks of hair spewing out in no distinct order, while wearing a flannel with tons of air conditioning. Dickies work pants or Ben Davis Jeans usually finish the bottom portion with a pair of awesomely worn in Chuck Taylors which I dig. These are some cool chicks, but there has got to be something better out there than pachouli.

Lets all avoid the ones I like to call the "chameleons".....the ones who "seem" to be too good to be true, who "seem" to know your every wish and desire.....when in all reality, they are the ones who don't even KNOW who THEY are, they just change who they are to suit whoever they are dating.......sometimes they are difficult to weed out, because they SEEM to be just who U are looking for, when they really are what U should run far, far away from....lol.....

Another of my favorites to runaway from are the "3 drink tilt" girls......they are fine and sweet when they are sober, three drinks in them and WHAM they turn into a nutbag.....

ooohhhh.... the chameleons, lol... i am going to have to agree with you on that one. it's a bad lesbian rendition of single white female. i think i might have dated one of these women who have no identity and after i broke up with her... months later i realized i never knew who the hell she was and neither did she. that took me for a complete 180...

there is another one i forgot to add... the socially inept cougar wannabe... these ladies dress nicely, but have a deranged and run for the hills type of look in their eye. I had an experience with one of these said women, while selecting music on the jukebox at a local dive bar. she sidled up next to me and gave me a wad of cash and then asked me if i knew how to operate the jukebox that i was already operating... i nodded... and she said that she had a great selection of tunes from which she would pick... CELINE DION.... arrggghhhh.... and then with that deranged look... after i tried steering clear of her, she followed me around the bar and kept trying to touch me.... she even told me a story about how her nephew had just died so that she could fish for a hug... how creepy. I shoved another wad of cash back at her that she was offering and made myself invisible... eventually she left with her chin down in her bosom.

Thought of another one.....the gorgeous nutbags......

Someone once told me, and I swear it proves to be true more times than not.....'If someone spends too much time on the OUTSIDE, then generally don't spend alot of time on the INSIDE'.....

So, if some chick U are dating takes like four hours to get ready to go out, and U are late everywhere you go, and she really doesn't give a crap if she makes U miss your friends bday dinner or other important engagements....then run for the frikkin hills.....because U got yourself a self absorbed (although HOT on the outside, icky on the inside) BIOTCH......

Some people might not mind them, because they are looking for some kind of trophy, so they will put up with that crap for a while....but if you are ever hoping to have any kind of sucessful relationship, think again sister.....

amen to that one sistah! ... although i've always fancied the choice of their knickers and shoes. but if you have to wait that long for them to get ready, by the time you go out... the thrills gone and you're kinda in a sour mood. God bless those that can deal with em!'

Where are all the Real Lesbians at? I mean being a lesbian is becoming trendy. At least nowadays most girls Look like girls and not some granola fuzzy lesbian, but where are the Real, Down to Earth, Can have a funny conversation, and maintained body,lesbians? Yes, I said maintained body.......who doesn't want a girl that is easy on the eyes, but not annoying to the ears?